Mantora! Set It Off On Napalm!

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tadi aku pi Jusco Kinta ingat nak pi tengok sekali lagi Inception. movie2 camni selalunya aku tengok banyak2 kali sebab aku suka dan memerlukan banyak pemahaman macam yang aku buat kat The Dark Knight 2 taun lepas. Dah la jem gila babi tah ada apa competition celaka apa tah kot bawah tu. Tengok2 dah full sampai pukui 4.30. tu pon aku agak time tu mesti tinggai seat depan. silap la pi hari ahad. takpa tunggu bulan depan la nak buleh tengok. mau nak balik memang fakap sebab jauh kot dah sampai, alang2 buat la aktiviti kan. last sekali aku decide beli jeans pastu tengok cerita apa yang available. sorceror’s apprentice dah penuh gak, predators tengok sekali cukup la walaupon ada adrien brody yang awesome. so aku tengok la cerita melayu yang tah apa2, Mantora.

Aku bajet hari ni jugak nak buat review Inception tapi disebabkan kejadian fakap di atas so terpaksa la buat review Mantora.  actually filem ni lebih kepada dokumentari pasai ilmu2 ninja, bukannya ilmu hitam atas sebab2 tertentu.

dang! awek berkemban nampak belakang! curse seal kat belakang badan! +9999 Naruto Points!

Firstly, hantu dalam cerita ni macam summoning menatang dalam cerita Naruto takpon anime mengarut celaka dari Jepun. memang haram tak horror tahap xtreme pon. takat seram sejuk2 lagu tu ja. aku pon taktau pasai pa tapi agak fakap jugak masa dok tengok. yes aku tau jangan pandang filem malaysia sama taraf dengan filem2 luaq yang dah well establish, tapi sampai bila kita nak memperlekehkan tahap filem kita dan tahap pemikiran orang kita? adakah orang kita bodo sangat sampai tak buleh disogok dengan cerita2 yang mindfak macam Memento, Shutter Island, Fight Club, Beautiful Mind dan cerita2 psychedelic  yang membunuh pala otak masa tengok tapi at the same time menimbulkan sense of knowledge dan kesedaran kosmik yang tinggi? asyik2 genre yang sama ; haram tak seram, cinta cibai, drama babi, lawak bodo, superhero/sains fiksyen anjing. So that’s how Malaysian mind work these days? I sense xtreme stereotypicality

Second, plot dia okay la tapi macam aku kata, more on documentary. Dia lebih beratkan ilmu2 ninja yang dipakai oleh bomoh2 di Kampung Pisang yang jugak macam ninjutsu dalam cerita Naruto. dia punya storyline pon macam drama2 cerekarama yang hampa tengok dengan family masa malam sabtu la. Efek memang takleh kata apa sebab bagi aku, efek haprak tapi storyline baguih okay saja. macam filem2 P.Ramlee dulu efek memang lawak gila la sampai hang memang gelak tapi dia punya cerita memang sampai la orang takleh buat balik. tu nak habaq betapa lain mau hang buat real acting, skrip ada tapi takdak dialog. semua spontan. zaman la? buleh kata hok baru tu ramai sungguh yang kayu kerja baca skrip takdak emotion, tapi gaya macam budak2 emo. haih bodo sungguh aih.

Third, banyak stereotaip dalam cerita ni walaupon dikatakan “original story”. basically aku harapkan kelainan dari cerita seram lain tapi basically it’s just another Naruto-based ninjutsu shaman who used ghost summoning to battle between themselves. seriously, cerita seram malaysia mau ada bomoh2 power ni mesti macam Naruto. tengok la camna depa summon menatang haram jadah dengan hantaq sihir pa semua. yang dalam Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak ada scene yang Lisa macam dok buat hand seal Naruto. pastu dalam cerita Mantra ni, mantera dia macam bunyi teknik ninja saja. uih takkan la ni menuntut ilmu hitam kena pakai chakura? pastu setting tempat dia mesti macam Hidden Village. ninjutsu, hand seal, summoning, hidden village, gibberish chant, isn’t that remind you of naruto? owh yeah, ada jugak teleport jutsu, makan badan orang untuk revive orang tu dalam badan dia, curse seal yang macam tatu yang tambah power dekat user. owh my God, Mantra = Naruto? tinggai takdak kunai, headband, shuriken tapi dengan kain batik jawa dekat pala siap baju melayu, memang ninja melayu sungguh aih!

Overall, it’s a crappy movie. Aku rasa takat la ni cerita seram yang ok bagi aku kat malaysia ni ialah drama bersiri Penunggu Gunung Raya sebab dia macam amat dark dan ala2 Supernatural sikit. aku suka dia punya plot walaupon crappy ending tapi still dia banyak tekankan unsur2 keIslaman. so basically, it’s a good show. conclusion, aku habihkan 1 jam 30 minit dalam hidup aku watching crappy movie just for teh lulz. dang!

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