When I Start Talk About Films, I Mean It Very Seriously
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When considering to watch a movie, I would immerse myself with a lot of time spending on the movie I am about to watch in order for me to not get a disappointment or rather worst, cursing at the end of the film. To me, a film is a medium to convey one’s message as well as opening people’s mind on a concept that either new one or an old but viewed from a different perspective. Most of such movies contain a lot of dialogues which somehow causes boredom to some but to me, if the dialogues are interesting, then I don’t care about the action scenes. I mean, if you would see for yourself mostly movies that grabbed the attention at prestigious award giving ceremonies are mostly not quite involved with action. Rather, they are movies about life that gives audience another perspective that is very intriguing.
The best movie of 2008 which makes me wonder whether Batman do really exist because the conflicts in the movie seem so real yet it is the true nature of man. Thumbs up!
For such attitude, my selection of movies and also drama are restricted to a small number. Mainly, I could say dramas such as Liar Game even if it is in Japanese, it is rather interesting because it is an eye opener for people to get to see the true nature of humans and yet enjoy the show as the way it is. It is rather a convincing act in order to attract the audiences, but I find such is very interesting because it teaches a lot about life rather than making you flee away from reality.
I consider this drama is very good with stable plot and lots of twist and revealing much of real life situation even though the characters in-depth and common cliches of Japanese soap opera are to be found mostly when it almost reach the end of series.
Somehow, some films aren’t made to do so. Mostly, I could say local films does not reach my standards even if the masses told me that such is the best film ever, my funny bones does not seems to understand of such commotion. This is because local films tend to grasp audience into another reality which might seem real but actually, it is just another getaway from everyday crisis. There are a lot of false facts inside such films, I could say it is rather intriguing to call such events as conspiracy rather than labeling it as cliches or commercial purpose.
One of the example that brings me a lot of tense headache as I begin to wonder whether my actions was right at the moment I decided to watch this crap. God help us all.
I remember when Afdlin Shauki said while judging for Raja Lawak, he considers people need to be brought outside of the box before feasting upon them of such incredible jokes. It is unfortunate but we tend to entertain ourselves without putting much attention in thinking. Does thinking ruins the mood of having an enjoyable moment? I don’t think so because our brain are made to think as long as we breathe. I think educational entertainment is the very best idea of relaxing yourself while at the same time feed your brain with useful knowledge and insights.
p/s : I don’t have the mood to be angry this time. I think maybe my emotions are screwed up around this week so trying to write out an emotional entry would create a mess that might even lead to event that I wish I will never get involved in. Sorry for being too neutral, I’ll try my best next time and pardon for the grammar and sentence structure. Lately I’m having a lot of problems regarding memories and how to recollect them in the same manner I have done a couple of years back. Savvy?
The Last Air-Bender Bending Rodriguez
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I noticed people are getting upset with the cast M.Night Shyamalan have chosen for the live-action movie adapted from Nickelodeon’s cartoon, Avatar The Last Airbender. So, I come up with few suggestions that should lighten up the fans. Let’s imagine if Avatar was directed by Malaysians, here’s the so-called fantasy rooster of casts :
AQHARIE DURRANI as AANG
Well, he asked for it. That should make up for the reason I choose him. Besides, he has funny bones inside him. So, the lack of stunts should be cover up with hilarious dialogues plus daring yet nonsense act from our greatest actor ever. Bravo!
JULIA WOON as KATARA
Aqharie asked me for it. I know she’s too hot for Katara but we need commercial faces in order to make up with the crap that might be done by the director, right? Hahaha
WAN MUHAMMAD IRSYAD as SOKKA
This dude is another addition for the funny scene. Well, I expect him to be on par with the real Sokka, aye?
ME as ZUKO
Nothing left to said except I’m as ambitious as the prince, and what’s more important is, I am an Asian! Hahaha
LIYANA JASMAY as TOPH
Toph’s cute, Liyana’s cute. That’s it, it’s been decided!
HAZIMI AFIF as ADMIRAL CHAO
I want to make this antagonist more likely a Thai guerilla or communist guy because we want real firepower and command! And Jurad’s one of our best there is, go for it dude!
JULIANA EVANS as PRINCESS AZULA
Well, I like the combination of hawt and evil at the same time. It’s totally, epicly, awesome! Hahaha. Hope she could go through the character.
LISA SURIHANI as MAI
I think she could be a great tsundere. Hehehe.
TIZ ZAQYAH as SUKI
Well, Chado, you are one lucky basterd aye?
HAFIZI as FIRE LORD OZAI
The Japanese emperor now becomes a Fire Lord. FTW!
JUWAIDI as IROH
The way he speaks, the way he look. He’s like the real Iroh dude. Hahaha
AMIRUL FAIZ as AVATAR ROKU
It is a fair choice as this guy like to preach people in an inappropriate time. Suits you Roy.
SALAHUDIN as KING BHUMI
Because he is like King Bhumi, never know how to grow up in a proper way. Hahaha, just kidding dude
p/s : I hope the real movie won’t suck as much as some of Shyamalan’s movie. Otherwise, the fans will “bend” him. You know what I mean.
AZROY SUMP-IT
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AZROY SUMP-IT
*Khas bagi so-called peminat Adnan Sempit dan filem2 Malaysia yg totally Le Fu grade films.
Sinopsis : Pada tahun 21XX, Bumi mulai kehilangan sumber mineral yg berharga iaitu Seriabium yg dijadikan pengganti kepada petrol dan minyak gamat cap Pak Ali. Untuk menangani krisis ini syarikat Keceh Corp telah menghantar pasukan pencari mineral ini di serata galaksi. Akhirnya, mereka menemui longgokan Seriabium di sebuah planet yg mereka gelar ABY-37. Di planet itu terdapat satu hidupan yg bernama Vavi yg berupa seperti manusia tetapi berkepala khinzir yg agak maju namun boleh dikatakan baru berada di tahap zaman 80-an di Bumi.
Mereka menganggap sebuah pokok ketum yg tumbuh besar di tengah pusat Bandar mereka sebagai Tuhan disebabkan mereka masih lagi berada di zaman jahiliyah. Namun, mereka dgn keras menentang kedatangan manusia kerana menganggap manusia tidak rock kerana tidak meminati lagu2 indie. Vavi2 telah mengadakan satu gig besar2an untuk menghalang manusia daripada menakluki mereka namun sesetengah kawasan mereka sudah ditakluki manusia. Untuk mencetuskan keamanan antara kedua2 spesis, satu majlis PBB diadakan utk melaksanakan rundingan damai. Hasilnya, manusia dan Vavi perlu berebut melalui satu pertandingan rempit yg akan diadakan utk menentukan siapakah yg berhak menguasai planet itu.
Azroy, salah seorang askar upahan Bumi menyertai program Avataq di mana manusia2 akan ditingkatkan taraf mereka supaya dapat merempit dgn Vavi. Namun, kebanyakan hasil program ini gagal memenuhi objektif disebabkan mereka terobses kepada sukan drifting pula. Hal ini menyebabkan Azroy sebagai bekas pelumba haram Perlis dipilih utk membantu Encik Din Berambai IV dalam memperoleh hak jajahan planet ABY-37.
Pada mulanya Azroy berjaya menewaskan beberapa pelumba haram handalan namun setelah bergaul mesra dgn S. Wati, dia mulai jatuh hati kepada beliau sehingga sanggup menggadaikan nyawa menentang badut firaun yg mengganas di sekitar Seksyen 2 demi menunjukan kejantanan beliau terhapa Vavi betina itu. Malangnya, cinta mereka dihalang oleh ahli keluarga S.Wati iaitu S. Haslam, S. Aida dan tuning S. Wati, A. Awie. Z. Ziana juga menaruh hati terhadap Azroy namun Azroy sering saja membuat bodo kerana buta hati. Hal ini menyebabkan Z.Ziana melakukan kekejaman terhadap S.Wati sehingga menyebabkan lumpuh seumur hidup.
Walau bagaimanapun, cinta Azroy terhadap S. Wati terlampau hebat dan dia sanggup menerima keadaan S. Wati seadanya. A. Golok, salah seorang perwira Vavi sering membantu Azroy dalam mengasah bakatnya dalam merempit dan juga menyumpit kerana pertarungan akhir akan melibatkan Azroy dgn A.Awie bertarung di atas lebuh raya sambil menyumpit. Manakala, Encik Din Berambai IV sedang bercadang untuk membawa angkatan tentera B.A.P.O.K. untuk menyerang pusat Bandar Vavi.
WATAK2 :
AMIRUL FAIZ sbg AZROY
Seorang pelumba haram tatkala remaja dulu kini beliau sudah insaf dan diterapkan utk menyertai program Avataq demi mempersiapkan diri utk melawan rempit dgn Vavi. Dia mempunyai bakat dalam merempit dan menyumpit atas dorongan sahabat baiknya di planet Vavi iaitu A.Golok. Dia amat menyintai S.Wati namun dihalang oleh keluarganya. Dia bertekad utk menawan hati bakal bapa mentuanya walaupun terpaksa terkorban dalam menentang A.Awie.
SALAHUDIN sbg ENCIK DIN BERAMBAI IV
Merupakan cucu kepada pelawak legenda dunia, dia telah berjaya mengaut kekayaan hasil bermain poker di Las Vegas ketika sedang belajar di Amareka. Hasilnya, dia menggunakan kesemua duit itu dan menubuhkan syarikat menggali dan memproses Seriabium, Keceh Corp. Dia seorang yg tamak namun bijak walaupon masih muda dan tidak baligh. Gemar bermain Dance Dance Revolution XXI dan Kompang Hero XI.
HAZIMI AFIF sbg B. JURAD / A, GOLOK
B. Jurad merupakan presiden dan juga abang kepada A. Golok. Dia merupakan presiden yg berwibawa dan kaki betina walaupun tidak sehensem adiknya. Dia tidak menyukai manusia kerana Encik Din Berambai mengkritik kegilaanya terhadap lagu2 retro serta rambut afronya.
A. Golok merupakan adik kembar kepada presiden Vavi. Dia merupakan seorang yg setiakawan dan bekerja di Kedai Kawan. Dia mempunyai pengalaman merempit namun dia pernah mengalami kemalangan ngeri menyebabkan dia trauma untuk membawa motor. Dia amat rapat dgn Azroy kerana menganggap Azroy seorang yg sama hensem dgn dia.
AQHARIE DURRANIE sbg BADUT FIRAUN MOJOBOBO
Merupakan alien dari planet Kampung Guru yg amat terkenal dgn keganasan domestic serta perangai yg slapstick. Dia merupakan pendatang haram ke planet ABY-37 utk mencari kerja namun kecewa kerana gagal mendapat pekerjaan disebabkan dia gemar mencarut. Hal ini menyebabkan dia cuba utk memusnahkan planet itu dgn mencipta bom Marlboro yg boleh menikotinkan seluruh penduduk Vavi namun usaha murni beliau berjaya dihalang oleh Java Raingers dgn bantuan Azroy.
DIANA DANIELLE sbg S.WATI
Seorang awek hot di planet ABY-37 setelah V. Julia. Merupakan betina idaman Azroy setelah lama mengurat beliau tatkala beliau sedang menunggu bas Rapid Kelate utk ke kolej. Merupakan individu yg baik dan amat naïf sekali, dia juga gemar menyertai aktiviti mengarut seperti sukantara sekolah walaupun sudah lanjut usia. Mempunyai tuning bernama A.Awie.
AWIE sbg A.AWIE
Rockers terganas di planet ABY-37 dan juga perempit professional. Dia telah menyertai beribu2 perlawanan dan tidak pernah mendapat sebarang kecederaan pon. Dia juga telah menjuarai GP Rempit sebanyak 100 sejak ia ditubuhkan 7 tahun lalu. Obsesi beliau terhadap awek bus stop menyebabkan dia serta merta meminang S.Wati. Merancang utk membunuh Azroy dalam perlawanan terakhir.
YUSOF HASLAM sbg S.HASLAM - Bakal bapak mentua Azroy
ROZITA CHE WAN sbg S. AIDA - Bakal mak mentua Azroy
ZIANA ZAIN sbg Z.ZIANA - Saingan sengit S.Wati
KHAIRUL NAJMI sbg R.RAMLIE - Penyanyi band Indie Rain Rain
HAFIZI sbg P.JEFRYDIN - Gitaris rock kapak band Kepak
MOHD. SHAFIQ HAZWAN sbg K. JAIZ - Penyanyi Punk Ye Yeh
JUWAIDI sbg J. SATAR - Pelakon komedi legenda dari program Raja Rempit Ass Throw
WAN MUHAMMAD IRSYAD sbg BADUT FIRAUN LORD GAGAU - perogol jadian
p/s : Seriously, mau benda ni jadi aku nak boh gambar Prof. Madya A.****, Ahmad ***, Usop ***** dan lain2 dalam ni. Trolling habis2an. Whore-Liaow ! Hehehe
Achievement Cuti Sem 1
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Dengan ini setiap kali nak habih cuti sem maka diwajibkan ke atas saya untuk menceritakan achievement atau aktiviti bodo lagi mengarut yang sudah disettlekan sepanjang percutian semester bermula dengan semester 1 :
16 November 2009
- Tengok 2012 yang Qari kata lawak sangat tu.
17-19 November 2009
- Pi Pangkor buat snorkeling, kayak, ronda2 pulau dan naik jet ski. Bersama Neo, Jol, Ajim dengan Suneo.
20 November 2009
- Driving balik Perlis sendiri tanpa bantuan sapa2. Nami escort pon sebab mak suruh.
21 November 2009
- Megatron TFTM Leader Class dah sampai! Wee~~~
23 November 2009
- Pi main badminton la sangat kat court sebelah IKMP. Cadang nak pi Penang bulan depan.
27 November 2009
- Raya Haji, bunuh lembu tanpa belas kasihan. Lepak KFC dengan Qari, Jurad, Ju, Meer, Roy.
1 Disember 2009
- Pi Alor Setar dua kali dengan Anuar dalam masa sehari. Prosperity Burger OWNED!
7 Disember 2009
- Din balik mai. Tidoq kat rumah dia. First time main Dance Dance Revolution, butoh penat! Pastu layan Russell Peters. Ada Nami, Muhe, Roy, Meer.
8 Disember 2009
- Pi tengok Ninja Assassin sorang2 sebab Din pi Langkawi.
9 Disember 2009
- Tidoq lagi kat rumah Din. Minum lassi kat kedai Izzati. Tengok Russell Peters ramai2.
10 Disember 2009
- Roadside Burger + Karok depan JPJ Jejawi + Ramai tidoq kat rumah Din = FUN!
11 Disember 2009
- Qari balik mai. Tak jadi berenti merokok.
14-15 Disember 2009
- Pi Penang dengan Nami, Hafiz, Piji, Meer, Qari, Roy dgn Afeez. Tengok Storm Warriors kat Queensbay. Kerja dok gelak ja dalam panggung. Ronda satu pulau. Journey nak pi rumah Pak Din. Karok kat atas Kasim Mustapa. Tidoq kat rumah Nami. Terbaek!
16 Disember 2009
- BBQ kat Tasoh Resort and Retreat. Ramai gak join ; Muhe, Meer, Hafiz, Nami, Piji, Qari, Roy, Kebab, Heri, Ju, Yaser, Anis, Auzan. Buat night walk paranormal tapi haram tak jumpa pon. Roy kecut cakap banyak. Tidoq kat rumah Heri.
19 Disember 2009
- Teman Syafinas pi kenduri kat mana tah kat Arau nu. Pastu pi kenduri sunat Qari. Qari balik pagi esok. Chad balik mai.
21 Disember 2009
- Main badminton dengan penuh bersungguh-sungguh kat court sebelah IKMP dgn Muhe, Piji, Nami, Meer, Roy, Chad, Anis, Athirah, Syaza, Fiza, Hafiz, Anuar, Amzar, Auzan. Pastu mandi kat Bukit Ayaq. First time buat terjun berani mati kat lubuk bawah air terjun. Serius best!
22 Disember 2009
- Pi Jitra tengok Avataq dgn Piji, Nami, Ju, Hafiz, Chad, Auzan, Anis, Fiza. Buleh tahan la cerita dia, CGI ja gempak. Main bowling, karok lagi. Haih.
28 Disember 2009
- Kerja gila, first time buat confession kat Syafinas. Tapi standard la, jawapan pon “Kita kawan ja dulu la”. Indirectly rejected! Hahaha, bodo la.
29 Disember 2009
- Supposed to be last day with budak2 UiTM tapi tak ramai yang mai pon. Makan kat Cherry Corner.
31 Disember 2009
- Patut nak pi tengok Cirque Du Freak tapi malangnya takdak kat Jitra. So tengok la Sherlock Holmes. Serius lagi best dari Avataq. Pi dengan Shohordo, Piji, Chado, Yon.
2 Januari 2010
- Qari balik mai. Pi shisha dengan dia, Kebab dgn Chad. Orang lain semua pakat masuk balik kampus.
3 Januari 2010
- Shisha lagi dengan Qari. Kali ni sepupu dia, Chad, Kebab, Ju ada sekali.
7 Januari 2010
- Pi KFC dgn Chad, Kebab dan Ju. Makan Zinger Tower. Boring taktau nak buat pa. Chad balik Sabtu.
15 Januari 2010
- Qari balik mai sat, pi shisha dengan dia bersama Kebab dgn Ju. Dia balik esok pagi. Result keluaq pagi tadi.
16-17 Januari 2010
- Pi Penang sebab Maybank buat family day. Main PSP memanjang.
19 Januari 2010
- Keluaq berdua dengan Kebab pi Mai Kafe.
Konklusi : Banyak la jugak aktiviti cuti semester ni. Maybe sebab panjang sangat kot. Taktau la kan tapi seriously aku memang rindu dengan memori2 camni. Damn! Semester 2 dah nak start. Nak kena balik UTP plak. Adios!
TL ; DR
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Dayemn! Ada lebih kurang 2 hari lagi sebelom balik pi UTP. Serius aku malas gila nak balik. Aku rasa maybe sem kali ni aku bizi memanjang kot sebab ada 4 subjek core aka benda2 alah geo plus subjek kalululus yg dikatakan agak payah. Aku tak kesah la payah tak payah tapi tah la, takdak mood nak cerita lagi panjang. Dijangka cuti raya cina nanti member2 sesekolah aku nak pi Punkcore (baca : Pangkor) tapi tengok dulu la. Aku pon taktau raya cina cuti lama mana tapi kalau ikut standard cuti umum takat isnin selasa la. Lagipon cuti mid sem amat lambat lagi, nu time budak2 amik result SPM kot.
Antara movie2 yang aku dok target untuk sem depan Percy Jackson, Wolfman, Book of Eli, Alice in Wonderland, Clash of Titans, Iron Man 2, Robin Hood dgn Prince of Persia. Agak banyak jugak la selection kalau nak banding taun lepas tapi bergantung kat TGV Kinta mau nak tayang benda2 alah ni. Ni saja la entertainment aku time kat Tronoh kalau dak dok dalam bilik tidoq saja. Aku ingat nak sambung belajaq taekwondo yang aku tinggal sejak darjah nam lagi. Rasanya amik balik kot tali pinggang putih. Adoi nak buat lagu mana, lupa habih.
p/s : Cuti ni banyak layan J-Drama dgn pirate movie. Aku rasa mau tak dapat kerja aku jadi assassin saja la kot, takpon jadi lanun Kuala Perlis.
The SHIAT #1 : DSLR Posers
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Have you dudes ever found yourself the feeling of puking whenever a friend of yours tag your name in a picture depicted as him or her taking picture using DSLR in front of the mirror and you feel annoyed of your time wasted on staring on that picture while at the same time you could do anything else that is more beneficial to you and the world? Well, if you have that such of sensation, and I must welcome you the real world because you have already escaped from a trap set up by the Matrix.
Why the shit is people especially teenangers nowadays tend to buy these so-called DSLR and take pictures that ought to be likely “artistic” to them and posted in FB and also tag all of his/her friends? And also, the genre or the theme of the picture taken are just the same throughout those of so-called “photographers wannabes”? It will always either the picture of them, their friends and the background must be something of common scenery at that particular place. Why do you must choose the same subject and wasted on that particularly one of the most expensive gadgets I’ve ever sought to see?
Are your parents are extremely wealthy until they asked you to waste all of their money into stupid things? Owh well, if you think this is the best choice then think again because eventually, without any further argue you are becoming of what we like to call, POSERS! Yeah, following the trend. Hey my friend use DSLR I also want to! Maybe I can become expert in this shiat! Fuck you man. Nowadays, almost everyone have such things and you could expect a lot of smile from camera taukehs for this new era shiat.
Exhibit A : Unless you are extremely hawt or cute, don’t even bother to tag me or I’ll kill you!
And then why bother to tag people when you only feature of yourself only in the picture. For God sake please stop it before people start trolling you and then you blame them for your stupidity. If you are, for say, of that desperate of people to comment about your so-called professional skills then wait till people notice them whenever they have the time to scroll through your galleries. God damn it, people, stop this nuisance immediately!
And for the rest of the POSERS, I must congratulate you for continuing your path even deeper into the Matrix. Yeah, I’m not cool because I don’t follow the flow. Fuck the flow. Who wants it if it is filled with shiat that is already there decades ago. The same goes to indie, shuffle and anything that is associated with the masses. I’m not a part of you. I don’t try to be underground, but I just like to set my own flow. That’s much better than following the never ending and always becoming losers. That ain’t the lulz dude
Pukes Online is the Shiat
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I notice that humans nowadays love to puke online. They will post their pukes particularly in social networking websites, instant messaging services and even blogs. What are the odds. But it will be more fun if you could splat the puke on someone’s face.
p/s : I wish they develop a technology to kill people through the internet. By that way, we will receive less and less newfags on the net. Savvy that?
Indie is a New Form of Comedy
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Sebenarnya aku rasa cam nak PAWNED lagi la Raja Lawak Bodo season la ni. Tapi apakan daya, ada orang habaq kat aku suruh bagi can kat depa kan. Okay2, like everybody deserve a second chance kind of thing. But, here to remind you, I am not that kind of hesitate to shower them with merciless critics if I ever find myself in the state of dullness after watching their “second time” performance. I am a man who seeks humour in a way that makes sense, not the other way around.
If you think making fun of yourself and other people seems to be the joke of the day, then think again because people nowadays are getting smarter and matured. I mean, no offense, but if you could just widen enough your eyes to watch foreign comedians aka American and Canadian stand up comedians, you could just grasp the idea of stand up is the shiat of today’s world. We don’t really need to much slapstick and we have enough with the so-called comedy sketches that ruins people’s mind.
We need new form of comedy. We need more improvisational, stand up, observational. Let people laugh and think at the same time. Not just laughing out loud but nothing’s gain. Comedy is actually a way of reminding and informing people about their surrounding, not just mocking some retards or sexually crippled beings. It’s not funny any more. It might make children laugh but not adults. Please, people, I had enough of this shiat …
DOTA101 : Introduction to DOTA
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Have you ever feel of being left out? Somehow watching your other friends scrambling with their so-called “meant-for-each-other” partner making you wanna puke? Did you ever feel the urge of having a girl besides you but somehow you are very unfortunate in that sort of matter? Are you a social outcast or what Japanese call hikikomori? Have you ever being accused for being a pervert even though you never done anything? Well my friends, let’s rejoice and return as a new person as you shall embark on a journey that will reveal the truth behind the meaning of your existence.
For centuries, mankind have find ways to benefit themselves in a way that so-call commoners cast them out just because such ways are not the “shiat” of the time being. For better understanding, it is better to label us as the underground of indie ; meaning that our existence is even a secret among secret societies. Even so, they, must always approve our existence as we bring balance to the world even as I speak. It is an organization that had spark a light of hope since the dawn of time and now, it will grow as larger than the hearts of man itself.
THE DEFINITION
DOTA stands for Dunia Orang Tarak Awek which literally means the world without the existence of so-called girlfriends or love partners in the form of female homo sapien. It is the essential thing for every member to always remember the definition in order to differ themselves from being classified as DOTArds as DOTArds stands for retarded DOTA players who could not bear the fact that DOTA is just a game. For us, being DOTA does not mean we need to have a tendency to play or like DOTA, but rather be like the DOTArds when they play DOTA. But, never do too much as it will cause a phenomenon called social outcasting. We need to learn how to balance the harmony of the “Force” in order to become the shadow of society.
THE SYNDROME
People always ask me the sign. Well, if you see here, being a DOTA member is not something common because it is actually a privilege for those who are chosen. It means, only those who bear the signs shall enter. Otherwise, it will cause a great chaos that shall be casted upon mankind which will end up with something I would never meant to mention but hey we will talk about it later la. In the meantime, let’s observe the common symptoms :
1. When your handphone turns out to be your daily alarm clock - signifying the main function of handphone itself is being deteriorated ( messaging, calls ) to its very own existence.
2. When your internet hours becomes longer than expected i.e. more than 12 hours - signifying the overdose of boredom which eventually drives you to become a social outcast.
3. When you have a large amount of shyness or unable to speak in a proper manner in presence of opposite sex - signifying the corrupting function of your body or your physical form are unable to communicate with women even for simple reason.
4. When your collective sleeping hours in a day becomes more than what you could ever imagine i.e. more than 12 hours - signifying the need of doing outdoor activities is being decreased as there are no factors being present at the time being
5. When you feel your existence is nothing much important than a cockroach - signifying the trials of becoming a social outcast in order to endure the pain of being alone.
Well, remember, these signs does not involve the communication or the well-being of family member i.e. your mother, your annoying sister, your hot cousin. But it is more to the connection of you and your surrounding society. If you ever experience all of these signs, then I must congratulate you of your admittance into the world of DOTA!
Next time, I shall deliberately elaborate of the importance being a DOTA member to yourself, your fellow members, your own society, your country and even the world itself. So bear your mind now that you yourself have embark on a journey that will bring your life into a whole new level that you could never imagine yourself being into before this. Feel free to contact me if you have some sort of problems regarding the article. Remember, be yourself and never feel left out as you are now the new form of “shiat”. Even cool guys does not deserve to be in this dark secret society. Hehehe …
The Curious Case of A.D.
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