Aku Sudah Tua

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Sori dudes dan bros sebab dah lama tak update blog aku. Sebenarnya minggu lepas aku bizi macam2 benda dok buat, dengan test lagi plus assignment bertimbun. La ni aku sedang berelax kat Kangar, tanah air aku yang amat tenang lagi mendamaikan sempena cuti mid sem.

Bulan ni memang bermakna la bagi aku sebab genap bulan ni, aku dah masuk era 20-an. Kira bye2 teenage welcome adult la. Jenuh gak no bila pikiaq kita dah makin tua dah. Tapi perangai macam budak2 lagi, hok tu takleh buat apa la. Aku dok ceruk mana pon hampa buleh kenai sebab aku malas la mau tukaq personaliti. Aku pon tak sedaq kata dah 3 tahun baru tinggal sekolah, tapi masih rindu la. Bagi hampa yang baru lepas SPM tu, nanti hampa tau la lagu mana rasa dia. Toksah dok bede’ah dengan aku la dey.

Terima kasih kepada kawan2 yang wish aku birthday tak kesah la SMS ka facebook ka direct ka. Dan jugak tak dilupakan kepada Bonze, Ajim, Neo, Jol, Wahyu dengan Suneo sebab sudi selebret sama2 kat McDo Gopeng. Hahaha, dan thanks sebab bagi kad yang amat menarik sekali.

Happy 20 years living to me ;

Journey Through The Decade Ep 6

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Sori banyak2 sangat kepada sapa2 yang mai komen kat blog ni. Minggu lepas serius hectic dengan assignment, Word Wits, events macam2. Kalau aku takdan reply, sori la nanti aku reply balik dan jenguk blog hampa gak. Ni pon curi time gak ni …

JOURNEY THROUGH THE DECADE

The Beginning

Aku dengan Anis bertolak dengan kereta aku dari Sri Iskandar pi Medan Gopeng kutip Chad dengan Apis. Pastu kami sama2 naik highway pi Penang starting pukui 9.30 malam. Jalan tak jem sangat cuma kereta takleh pickup sebab ramai sangat. Mau tau la Kancil. Berenti sat dekat RnR Sungai Bakap untuk toilet business. Pastu sampai kat McD Perda around 12.

The Eating and Karoking

Nami ajak pi makan Key’s Charkuetiau kat sebelah Sunway Hotel sekali shisha. Sedap gak shisha dia, tak keras sangat. Chad first time isap shisha, Piji kena block dengan bini. Takdan makan, terus pi karok atas Kasim Mustapa pukui 1.30. Orang ramai sangat, pi pulak kat Kapitan kat Perda. Karok setengah jam ja.

The Bridge and Beach

Terus pi pulau cari Nasi Kandar Subaida. Lepak dan makan sampai nak dekat Subuh. Semayang kat Masjid Terapung on the way pi Batu Feringghi. Tengok matahari terbit kat tepi pantai. Power sleep sat. Pi McD Gurney Drive for breakfast. Kupon ada makan free. Time tu baru pukui 12.

The Jusco and Karok Again?

Balik darat pi Jusco nak tengok movie. Kata nak tengok Niyang Rapik tapi takdan sebab pukui 3. So main kat arked yang mesin tumbuk2. Nami dapat top score. Aku 2nd Chad 3rd. Pastu makan kat food court nak buy time nak karok. Pi karok kat atas Kasim Mustapa. Time tu dah pukui 4. Karok sampai pukui 5.30. Pastu pi beli gitar Anis. Lepak sat kat rumah Piji.

The End

Pukui 7 bertolak balik. Sebelom tu singgah kat McD beli makan. Tak jumpa jalan nak masuk highway balik. Ada la dekat sejam setengah pusing Penang baru jumpa. Time tu dah 8.40 malam. Terpaksa pederas sebab Anis ada curfew. Tapi tengah jalan tiba2 rasa gelong dan aku nampak 1 lori pecah 8.

Berenti kat Gunung Semanggol, rilek2, tapaw Redbull dengan Sampoerna sebatang. Pastu Anis offer nak drive. Bawak la sampai Sungai Perak. Aku tibai lagi dua Redbull. Sampai Sri Iskandar dalam pukui 11. Hantaq Anis baru balik bilik. Tau2 assignment tak buat hapa lagi. Memang zest sungguh.

p/s : Next pasai Pangkor hari tu, Word Wits, Bro Five, Evolusi KL Drift 2 premiere

Jangan Dok Tanya Lagi Pasai Benda2 Tu

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Secara seriusnya, semester ni memang aku bizi jugak sebab aku terpilih untuk jadi committee for the upcoming event. At least ada gak event yang aku join, mencapai target 1 semester 1 event. Okay la ni aku malas mau cerita pasai event tu sebab meeting pon belom lagi.

Recently, member2 aku suka cerita bab kawin. Bukannya pasai Mak Limah punya anak dara kawin dengan anak bongsu Pak Mat tapi lebih kepada impian depa nanti la. Dan nanti tu aku maksudkan dalam 5-6 taun nanti sebab masing2 dah plan nak kawin lepas belajaq dan dapat kerja. Cam depa aku tak kesah sebab masing2 dah ada experience dalam bab2 kapel ni at least sekali. Tapi kan, aku pikiaq balik, kawin ni bukannya benda yang seiring dengan perkapelan. Sebab benda ni amat2 serius sampaikan mau jatuhnya talak maka bergegar la Arasy ( aku tak sure sama ada hadis or what tapi yang ni selalu gak aku dengaq masa kuliah maghrib ).

Kawin bukannya benda yang temeh remeh. Benda ni is sharing your life with another person until death do us apart. Dia amik banyak commitment dengan tanggungjawab, bukannya main atas dasar cinta saja. Yes, maybe cinta is the keypoint that could save them tapi cinta tak buleh beli nasik dengan lauk pauk nak bagi bini makan, even susu anak sekalipon. Benda ni mau hang tak prepare memang cari nahas la sebab banyak yang kawin muda tak pikiaq banyak and end up in divorce sebab laki masih dok lekat kat ps2.

Aku ada teringat satu hadis nabi. Mau nak pilih bini, jangan pilih based on paras rupa sebab benda tu tak kekal lama. Esok2 bila dah tua kerepot dah jemu kat bini. Mau pilih sebab harta pon tak guna sebab harta tu duniawi, esok lusa buleh habih. Mau pilih sebab keturunan pon takdak untung sebab benda tu pada nama saja, silap2 kita jugak yang kena backfire. Tapi pilih yang ada agama sebab dia cintakan kita bukan sebab kita tapi sebab Allah. Benda ni buat aku pikiaq balik. Kalau kita cinta kat seseorang tu based on nafsu lama2 kita akan kena sindrom JEMU yang eventually buat kita tak lalu tengok bini. Tapi, mau cinta ni mai dari hati yang tulus ikhlas yang diredhaiNya maka insyaAllah berkekalanlah cinta tu sampai akhir hayat. Benda ni bukan aku buat2. Ada sorang ustaz tu cerita kat aku. Aku just sampaikan ja.

Then, depa heran gak tengok aku tak kapel2. Seriusly la, aku tak minat benda2 lagu ni selagi takdak sapa dapat meyakinkan aku yang perkapelan ini memang bawak untung kaw2. mau takat nak mengisi kekosongan hati member2 pon boleh. nak berkongsi isi hati pon member2 buleh. nak bergelimat tu, aku cadang, takyah la. aku tak jumpa point yang mengatakan benda tu baik bagi diri kita. takat la ni, aku tak penah kisah pon hidup single. ada gak life walaupon tak banyak mesej masuk. at least aku buleh save duit dari dok membazir topap. lagipon aku rasa cam tak perlu la nak mesra mau belom kawin lagi. serius nanti rasa jemu kot sebab takdak pa nak bincang dah.

so, lepas ni sapa2 yang dok tanya bila aku nak kapel la, nak kawin la. this is my answer. i don’t want to repeat it anymore. seriusly, aku malas nak pikiaq pasai benda2 ni. baik aku bersuka ria dengan member2 sementara masa masih ada. adieu

Sympathy For the Dialects

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*The conversation above is more likely differ from the original due to the writer’s problem in memorizing such long dialogues. But the content is still intact.

Tasha : Ey, apasal ko asyik cakap dalam loghat utara je. Ni ipoh la, bukan perlis tau.

Me : Hahaha, susah la aku nak tukaq. Lidah aku payah mau belit. Dah 20 taun dok cakap lagu ni memang susah la nak belajaq hok lain.

Tasha : Takde la. Mak kite cakap kalau dudok kat negeri orang, cakap la cam orang kat negeri tu. Masuk kandang kambing mengembek, masuk kandang rimau mengaum.

Me : Masalahnya rimau takdak kandang. Mau dia ada pon takkan dia nak mengaum mau masuk kandang kambing. Silap2 kena sondol kot, naya. Hahaha

Tasha : Erm, tapi takkan taknak belajar loghat lain pulak.

Me : Bukang kawe tok muleh, tapi saje je teman maleh bebenor nak nukornya. Dia campoq habih semua. Jadi 1Malaysia.

Tasha : Macam2 la ko ni.

Yes mi lord, the conversation is not made up just because I’m fucked up bored, but seriously dude, trying to suggest to me to change my mother tongue is like ripping apart the Perlis in me. I like Perlis, and I am very proud of being Perlisian. And I think this is my way of promoting my state to the others. It is not likely that I am having the assabiah spirit thingy just like Kelatanese who are really proud of their statesmanship, it’s just that I want to retain my old self while being at the new place. I don’t think Perak people are having much difficulties in understanding Northern dialect because they seem to react positively even though they have their own kind of dialect. It’s just that people from the Southern and the Eastern are having problems, but I don’t mind changing a bit of my language to quite formal one, but I will still remain as what I have used to be. That’s what defines me as myself, my own unique identity.

I happened to notice girls especially my friends who somehow talking like they are Southerns but in fact they have the blood of Northern parents. I don’t really understand with these people because they doesn’t seem to know how to limit their second dialects even to their hometown pals. And I really notice when they’re typing, somehow they’re rojak-ing the dialects so much that me myself got fucked up with that. Come on, do you have some kind of identity issue here?



When I Start Talk About Films, I Mean It Very Seriously

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When considering to watch a movie, I would immerse myself with a lot of time spending on the movie I am about to watch in order for me to not get a disappointment or rather worst, cursing at the end of the film. To me, a film is a medium to convey one’s message as well as opening people’s mind on a concept that either new one or an old but viewed from a different perspective. Most of such movies contain a lot of dialogues which somehow causes boredom to some but to me, if the dialogues are interesting, then I don’t care about the action scenes. I mean, if you would see for yourself mostly movies that grabbed the attention at prestigious award giving ceremonies are mostly not quite involved with action. Rather, they are movies about life that gives audience another perspective that is very intriguing.

The best movie of 2008 which makes me wonder whether Batman do really exist because the conflicts in the movie seem so real yet it is the true nature of man. Thumbs up!

For such attitude, my selection of movies and also drama are restricted to a small number. Mainly, I could say dramas such as Liar Game even if it is in Japanese, it is rather interesting because it is an eye opener for people to get to see the true nature of humans and yet enjoy the show as the way it is. It is rather a convincing act in order to attract the audiences, but I find such is very interesting because it teaches a lot about life rather than making you flee away from reality.

I consider this drama is very good with stable plot and lots of twist and revealing much of real life situation even though the characters in-depth and common cliches of Japanese soap opera are to be found mostly when it almost reach the end of series.

Somehow, some films aren’t made to do so. Mostly, I could say local films does not reach my standards even if the masses told me that such is the best film ever, my funny bones does not seems to understand of such commotion. This is because local films tend to grasp audience into another reality which might seem real but actually, it is just another getaway from everyday crisis. There are a lot of false facts inside such films, I could say it is rather intriguing to call such events as conspiracy rather than labeling it as cliches or commercial purpose.

One of the example that brings me a lot of tense headache as I begin to wonder whether my actions was right at the moment I decided to watch this crap. God help us all.

I remember when Afdlin Shauki said while judging for Raja Lawak, he considers people need to be brought outside of the box before feasting upon them of such incredible jokes. It is unfortunate but we tend to entertain ourselves without putting much attention in thinking. Does thinking ruins the mood of having an enjoyable moment? I don’t think so because our brain are made to think as long as we breathe. I think educational entertainment is the very best idea of relaxing yourself while at the same time feed your brain with useful knowledge and insights.

p/s : I don’t have the mood to be angry this time. I think maybe my emotions are screwed up around this week so trying to write out an emotional entry would create a mess that might even lead to event that I wish I will never get involved in. Sorry for being too neutral, I’ll try my best next time and pardon for the grammar and sentence structure. Lately I’m having a lot of problems regarding memories and how to recollect them in the same manner I have done a couple of years back. Savvy?

The Last Air-Bender Bending Rodriguez

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I noticed people are getting upset with the cast M.Night Shyamalan have chosen for the live-action movie adapted from Nickelodeon’s cartoon, Avatar The Last Airbender. So, I come up with few suggestions that should lighten up the fans. Let’s imagine if Avatar was directed by Malaysians, here’s the so-called fantasy rooster of casts :


AQHARIE DURRANI as AANG

Well, he asked for it. That should make up for the reason I choose him. Besides, he has funny bones inside him. So, the lack of stunts should be cover up with hilarious dialogues plus daring yet nonsense act from our greatest actor ever. Bravo!

JULIA WOON as KATARA

Aqharie asked me for it. I know she’s too hot for Katara but we need commercial faces in order to make up with the crap that might be done by the director, right? Hahaha

WAN MUHAMMAD IRSYAD as SOKKA

This dude is another addition for the funny scene. Well, I expect him to be on par with the real Sokka, aye?

ME as ZUKO

Nothing left to said except I’m as ambitious as the prince, and what’s more important is, I am an Asian! Hahaha

LIYANA JASMAY as TOPH

Toph’s cute, Liyana’s cute. That’s it, it’s been decided!

HAZIMI AFIF as ADMIRAL CHAO

I want to make this antagonist more likely a Thai guerilla or communist guy because we want real firepower and command! And Jurad’s one of our best there is, go for it dude!

JULIANA EVANS as PRINCESS AZULA

Well, I like the combination of hawt and evil at the same time. It’s totally, epicly, awesome! Hahaha. Hope she could go through the character.

LISA SURIHANI as MAI

I think she could be a great tsundere. Hehehe.

TIZ ZAQYAH as SUKI

Well, Chado, you are one lucky basterd aye?

HAFIZI as FIRE LORD OZAI

The Japanese emperor now becomes a Fire Lord. FTW!

JUWAIDI as IROH

The way he speaks, the way he look. He’s like the real Iroh dude. Hahaha

AMIRUL FAIZ as AVATAR ROKU

It is a fair choice as this guy like to preach people in an inappropriate time. Suits you Roy.

SALAHUDIN as KING BHUMI

Because he is like King Bhumi, never know how to grow up in a proper way. Hahaha, just kidding dude

p/s : I hope the real movie won’t suck as much as some of Shyamalan’s movie. Otherwise, the fans will “bend” him. You know what I mean.

AZROY SUMP-IT

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AZROY SUMP-IT

*Khas bagi so-called peminat Adnan Sempit dan filem2 Malaysia yg totally Le Fu grade films.

Sinopsis : Pada tahun 21XX, Bumi mulai kehilangan sumber mineral yg berharga iaitu Seriabium yg dijadikan pengganti kepada petrol dan minyak gamat cap Pak Ali. Untuk menangani krisis ini syarikat Keceh Corp telah menghantar pasukan pencari mineral ini di serata galaksi. Akhirnya, mereka menemui longgokan Seriabium di sebuah planet yg mereka gelar ABY-37. Di planet itu terdapat satu hidupan yg bernama Vavi yg berupa seperti manusia tetapi berkepala khinzir yg agak maju namun boleh dikatakan baru berada di tahap zaman 80-an di Bumi.

Mereka menganggap sebuah pokok ketum yg tumbuh besar di tengah pusat Bandar mereka sebagai Tuhan disebabkan mereka masih lagi berada di zaman jahiliyah. Namun, mereka dgn keras menentang kedatangan manusia kerana menganggap manusia tidak rock kerana tidak meminati lagu2 indie. Vavi2 telah mengadakan satu gig besar2an untuk menghalang manusia daripada menakluki mereka namun sesetengah kawasan mereka sudah ditakluki manusia. Untuk mencetuskan keamanan antara kedua2 spesis, satu majlis PBB diadakan utk melaksanakan rundingan damai. Hasilnya, manusia dan Vavi perlu berebut melalui satu pertandingan rempit yg akan diadakan utk menentukan siapakah yg berhak menguasai planet itu.

Azroy, salah seorang askar upahan Bumi menyertai program Avataq di mana manusia2 akan ditingkatkan taraf mereka supaya dapat merempit dgn Vavi. Namun, kebanyakan hasil program ini gagal memenuhi objektif disebabkan mereka terobses kepada sukan drifting pula. Hal ini menyebabkan Azroy sebagai bekas pelumba haram Perlis dipilih utk membantu Encik Din Berambai IV dalam memperoleh hak jajahan planet ABY-37.

Pada mulanya Azroy berjaya menewaskan beberapa pelumba haram handalan namun setelah bergaul mesra dgn S. Wati, dia mulai jatuh hati kepada beliau sehingga sanggup menggadaikan nyawa menentang badut firaun yg mengganas di sekitar Seksyen 2 demi menunjukan kejantanan beliau terhapa Vavi betina itu. Malangnya, cinta mereka dihalang oleh ahli keluarga S.Wati iaitu S. Haslam, S. Aida dan tuning S. Wati, A. Awie. Z. Ziana juga menaruh hati terhadap Azroy namun Azroy sering saja membuat bodo kerana buta hati. Hal ini menyebabkan Z.Ziana melakukan kekejaman terhadap S.Wati sehingga menyebabkan lumpuh seumur hidup.

Walau bagaimanapun, cinta Azroy terhadap S. Wati terlampau hebat dan dia sanggup menerima keadaan S. Wati seadanya. A. Golok, salah seorang perwira Vavi sering membantu Azroy dalam mengasah bakatnya dalam merempit dan juga menyumpit kerana pertarungan akhir akan melibatkan Azroy dgn A.Awie bertarung di atas lebuh raya sambil menyumpit. Manakala, Encik Din Berambai IV sedang bercadang untuk membawa angkatan tentera B.A.P.O.K. untuk menyerang pusat Bandar Vavi.

WATAK2 :

AMIRUL FAIZ sbg AZROY
Seorang pelumba haram tatkala remaja dulu kini beliau sudah insaf dan diterapkan utk menyertai program Avataq demi mempersiapkan diri utk melawan rempit dgn Vavi. Dia mempunyai bakat dalam merempit dan menyumpit atas dorongan sahabat baiknya di planet Vavi iaitu A.Golok. Dia amat menyintai S.Wati namun dihalang oleh keluarganya. Dia bertekad utk menawan hati bakal bapa mentuanya walaupun terpaksa terkorban dalam menentang A.Awie.

SALAHUDIN sbg ENCIK DIN BERAMBAI IV
Merupakan cucu kepada pelawak legenda dunia, dia telah berjaya mengaut kekayaan hasil bermain poker di Las Vegas ketika sedang belajar di Amareka. Hasilnya, dia menggunakan kesemua duit itu dan menubuhkan syarikat menggali dan memproses Seriabium, Keceh Corp. Dia seorang yg tamak namun bijak walaupon masih muda dan tidak baligh. Gemar bermain Dance Dance Revolution XXI dan Kompang Hero XI.

HAZIMI AFIF sbg B. JURAD / A, GOLOK
B. Jurad merupakan presiden dan juga abang kepada A. Golok. Dia merupakan presiden yg berwibawa dan kaki betina walaupun tidak sehensem adiknya. Dia tidak menyukai manusia kerana Encik Din Berambai mengkritik kegilaanya terhadap lagu2 retro serta rambut afronya.

A. Golok merupakan adik kembar kepada presiden Vavi. Dia merupakan seorang yg setiakawan dan bekerja di Kedai Kawan. Dia mempunyai pengalaman merempit namun dia pernah mengalami kemalangan ngeri menyebabkan dia trauma untuk membawa motor. Dia amat rapat dgn Azroy kerana menganggap Azroy seorang yg sama hensem dgn dia.

AQHARIE DURRANIE sbg BADUT FIRAUN MOJOBOBO
Merupakan alien dari planet Kampung Guru yg amat terkenal dgn keganasan domestic serta perangai yg slapstick. Dia merupakan pendatang haram ke planet ABY-37 utk mencari kerja namun kecewa kerana gagal mendapat pekerjaan disebabkan dia gemar mencarut. Hal ini menyebabkan dia cuba utk memusnahkan planet itu dgn mencipta bom Marlboro yg boleh menikotinkan seluruh penduduk Vavi namun usaha murni beliau berjaya dihalang oleh Java Raingers dgn bantuan Azroy.

DIANA DANIELLE sbg S.WATI
Seorang awek hot di planet ABY-37 setelah V. Julia. Merupakan betina idaman Azroy setelah lama mengurat beliau tatkala beliau sedang menunggu bas Rapid Kelate utk ke kolej. Merupakan individu yg baik dan amat naïf sekali, dia juga gemar menyertai aktiviti mengarut seperti sukantara sekolah walaupun sudah lanjut usia. Mempunyai tuning bernama A.Awie.

AWIE sbg A.AWIE
Rockers terganas di planet ABY-37 dan juga perempit professional. Dia telah menyertai beribu2 perlawanan dan tidak pernah mendapat sebarang kecederaan pon. Dia juga telah menjuarai GP Rempit sebanyak 100 sejak ia ditubuhkan 7 tahun lalu. Obsesi beliau terhadap awek bus stop menyebabkan dia serta merta meminang S.Wati. Merancang utk membunuh Azroy dalam perlawanan terakhir.

YUSOF HASLAM sbg S.HASLAM - Bakal bapak mentua Azroy

ROZITA CHE WAN sbg S. AIDA - Bakal mak mentua Azroy

ZIANA ZAIN sbg Z.ZIANA - Saingan sengit S.Wati

KHAIRUL NAJMI sbg R.RAMLIE - Penyanyi band Indie Rain Rain

HAFIZI sbg P.JEFRYDIN - Gitaris rock kapak band Kepak

MOHD. SHAFIQ HAZWAN sbg K. JAIZ - Penyanyi Punk Ye Yeh

JUWAIDI sbg J. SATAR - Pelakon komedi legenda dari program Raja Rempit Ass Throw

WAN MUHAMMAD IRSYAD sbg BADUT FIRAUN LORD GAGAU - perogol jadian

p/s : Seriously, mau benda ni jadi aku nak boh gambar Prof. Madya A.****, Ahmad ***, Usop ***** dan lain2 dalam ni. Trolling habis2an. Whore-Liaow ! Hehehe

Achievement Cuti Sem 1

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Dengan ini setiap kali nak habih cuti sem maka diwajibkan ke atas saya untuk menceritakan achievement atau aktiviti bodo lagi mengarut yang sudah disettlekan sepanjang percutian semester bermula dengan semester 1 :

16 November 2009

- Tengok 2012 yang Qari kata lawak sangat tu.

17-19 November 2009

- Pi Pangkor buat snorkeling, kayak, ronda2 pulau dan naik jet ski. Bersama Neo, Jol, Ajim dengan Suneo.

20 November 2009

- Driving balik Perlis sendiri tanpa bantuan sapa2. Nami escort pon sebab mak suruh.

21 November 2009

- Megatron TFTM Leader Class dah sampai! Wee~~~

23 November 2009

- Pi main badminton la sangat kat court sebelah IKMP. Cadang nak pi Penang bulan depan.

27 November 2009

- Raya Haji, bunuh lembu tanpa belas kasihan. Lepak KFC dengan Qari, Jurad, Ju, Meer, Roy.

1 Disember 2009

- Pi Alor Setar dua kali dengan Anuar dalam masa sehari. Prosperity Burger OWNED!

7 Disember 2009

- Din balik mai. Tidoq kat rumah dia. First time main Dance Dance Revolution, butoh penat! Pastu layan Russell Peters. Ada Nami, Muhe, Roy, Meer.

8 Disember 2009

- Pi tengok Ninja Assassin sorang2 sebab Din pi Langkawi.

9 Disember 2009

- Tidoq lagi kat rumah Din. Minum lassi kat kedai Izzati. Tengok Russell Peters ramai2.

10 Disember 2009

- Roadside Burger + Karok depan JPJ Jejawi + Ramai tidoq kat rumah Din = FUN!

11 Disember 2009

- Qari balik mai. Tak jadi berenti merokok.

14-15 Disember 2009

- Pi Penang dengan Nami, Hafiz, Piji, Meer, Qari, Roy dgn Afeez. Tengok Storm Warriors kat Queensbay. Kerja dok gelak ja dalam panggung. Ronda satu pulau. Journey nak pi rumah Pak Din. Karok kat atas Kasim Mustapa. Tidoq kat rumah Nami. Terbaek!

16 Disember 2009

- BBQ kat Tasoh Resort and Retreat. Ramai gak join ; Muhe, Meer, Hafiz, Nami, Piji, Qari, Roy, Kebab, Heri, Ju, Yaser, Anis, Auzan. Buat night walk paranormal tapi haram tak jumpa pon. Roy kecut cakap banyak. Tidoq kat rumah Heri.

19 Disember 2009

- Teman Syafinas pi kenduri kat mana tah kat Arau nu. Pastu pi kenduri sunat Qari. Qari balik pagi esok. Chad balik mai.

21 Disember 2009

- Main badminton dengan penuh bersungguh-sungguh kat court sebelah IKMP dgn Muhe, Piji, Nami, Meer, Roy, Chad, Anis, Athirah, Syaza, Fiza, Hafiz, Anuar, Amzar, Auzan. Pastu mandi kat Bukit Ayaq. First time buat terjun berani mati kat lubuk bawah air terjun. Serius best!

22 Disember 2009

- Pi Jitra tengok Avataq dgn Piji, Nami, Ju, Hafiz, Chad, Auzan, Anis, Fiza. Buleh tahan la cerita dia, CGI ja gempak. Main bowling, karok lagi. Haih.

28 Disember 2009

- Kerja gila, first time buat confession kat Syafinas. Tapi standard la, jawapan pon “Kita kawan ja dulu la”. Indirectly rejected! Hahaha, bodo la.

29 Disember 2009

- Supposed to be last day with budak2 UiTM tapi tak ramai yang mai pon. Makan kat Cherry Corner.

31 Disember 2009

- Patut nak pi tengok Cirque Du Freak tapi malangnya takdak kat Jitra. So tengok la Sherlock Holmes. Serius lagi best dari Avataq. Pi dengan Shohordo, Piji, Chado, Yon.

2 Januari 2010

- Qari balik mai. Pi shisha dengan dia, Kebab dgn Chad. Orang lain semua pakat masuk balik kampus.

3 Januari 2010

- Shisha lagi dengan Qari. Kali ni sepupu dia, Chad, Kebab, Ju ada sekali.

7 Januari 2010

- Pi KFC dgn Chad, Kebab dan Ju. Makan Zinger Tower. Boring taktau nak buat pa. Chad balik Sabtu.

15 Januari 2010

- Qari balik mai sat, pi shisha dengan dia bersama Kebab dgn Ju. Dia balik esok pagi. Result keluaq pagi tadi.

16-17 Januari 2010

- Pi Penang sebab Maybank buat family day. Main PSP memanjang.

19 Januari 2010

- Keluaq berdua dengan Kebab pi Mai Kafe.

Konklusi : Banyak la jugak aktiviti cuti semester ni. Maybe sebab panjang sangat kot. Taktau la kan tapi seriously aku memang rindu dengan memori2 camni. Damn! Semester 2 dah nak start. Nak kena balik UTP plak. Adios!


TL ; DR

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Dayemn! Ada lebih kurang 2 hari lagi sebelom balik pi UTP. Serius aku malas gila nak balik. Aku rasa maybe sem kali ni aku bizi memanjang kot sebab ada 4 subjek core aka benda2 alah geo plus subjek kalululus yg dikatakan agak payah. Aku tak kesah la payah tak payah tapi tah la, takdak mood nak cerita lagi panjang. Dijangka cuti raya cina nanti member2 sesekolah aku nak pi Punkcore (baca : Pangkor) tapi tengok dulu la. Aku pon taktau raya cina cuti lama mana tapi kalau ikut standard cuti umum takat isnin selasa la. Lagipon cuti mid sem amat lambat lagi, nu time budak2 amik result SPM kot.

Antara movie2 yang aku dok target untuk sem depan Percy Jackson, Wolfman, Book of Eli, Alice in Wonderland, Clash of Titans, Iron Man 2, Robin Hood dgn Prince of Persia. Agak banyak jugak la selection kalau nak banding taun lepas tapi bergantung kat TGV Kinta mau nak tayang benda2 alah ni. Ni saja la entertainment aku time kat Tronoh kalau dak dok dalam bilik tidoq saja. Aku ingat nak sambung belajaq taekwondo yang aku tinggal sejak darjah nam lagi. Rasanya amik balik kot tali pinggang putih. Adoi nak buat lagu mana, lupa habih.

p/s : Cuti ni banyak layan J-Drama dgn pirate movie. Aku rasa mau tak dapat kerja aku jadi assassin saja la kot, takpon jadi lanun Kuala Perlis.

The SHIAT #1 : DSLR Posers

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Have you dudes ever found yourself the feeling of puking whenever a friend of yours tag your name in a picture depicted as him or her taking picture using DSLR in front of the mirror and you feel annoyed of your time wasted on staring on that picture while at the same time you could do anything else that is more beneficial to you and the world? Well, if you have that such of sensation, and I must welcome you the real world because you have already escaped from a trap set up by the Matrix.

Why the shit is people especially teenangers nowadays tend to buy these so-called DSLR and take pictures that ought to be likely “artistic” to them and posted in FB and also tag all of his/her friends? And also, the genre or the theme of the picture taken are just the same throughout those of so-called “photographers wannabes”? It will always either the picture of them, their friends and the background must be something of common scenery at that particular place. Why do you must choose the same subject and wasted on that particularly one of the most expensive gadgets I’ve ever sought to see?


Are your parents are extremely wealthy until they asked you to waste all of their money into stupid things? Owh well, if you think this is the best choice then think again because eventually, without any further argue you are becoming of what we like to call, POSERS! Yeah, following the trend. Hey my friend use DSLR I also want to! Maybe I can become expert in this shiat! Fuck you man. Nowadays, almost everyone have such things and you could expect a lot of smile from camera taukehs for this new era shiat.

Exhibit A : Unless you are extremely hawt or cute, don’t even bother to tag me or I’ll kill you!

And then why bother to tag people when you only feature of yourself only in the picture. For God sake please stop it before people start trolling you and then you blame them for your stupidity. If you are, for say, of that desperate of people to comment about your so-called professional skills then wait till people notice them whenever they have the time to scroll through your galleries. God damn it, people, stop this nuisance immediately!

And for the rest of the POSERS, I must congratulate you for continuing your path even deeper into the Matrix. Yeah, I’m not cool because I don’t follow the flow. Fuck the flow. Who wants it if it is filled with shiat that is already there decades ago. The same goes to indie, shuffle and anything that is associated with the masses. I’m not a part of you. I don’t try to be underground, but I just like to set my own flow. That’s much better than following the never ending and always becoming losers. That ain’t the lulz dude


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